Linux Mint, Mengapa Kau Katrok?

Awalnya saya menggunakan, enjoy saja dan asyik banget. Karena bila dibanding dengan Ubuntu yang kita install standard untuk desktop, maka kita akan instalasi perangkat lunak yang lain kembali untuk menambahkannya. Sedangkan Linux Mint sudah "tidak perawan" lagi, alias Ubuntu yang dioprek oleh pengembangnya. Yang bikin sedikit lucu itu, Linux ini mirip gayanya Tukul di Empat Mata-nya. Betapa tidak, saat masuk ke terminal konsol, ada saja kalimat-kalimat katrok yang bikin ngeh. Berikut saya kupipes dari sana seperti ini:

Be cautious in your daily affairs.
subura@subura-bianca:~$ sudo su
Password:
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
root@subura-bianca:/home/subura#

Nah, ada yang lebih panjaaang ... sekali

You are standing on my toes.
subura@subura-bianca:~$ sudo su
Password:
The Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest is held ever year at San Jose State
Univ. by Professor Scott Rice. It is held in memory of Edward George
Earle Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873), a rather prolific and popular (in his
time) novelist. He is best known today for having written "The Last
Days of Pompeii."

Whenever Snoopy starts typing his novel from the top of his doghouse,
beginning "It was a dark and stormy night..." he is borrowing from Lord
Bulwer-Lytton. This was the line that opened his novel, "Paul Clifford,"
written in 1830. The full line reveals why it is so bad:

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents -- except
at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of
wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene
lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty
flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.
root@subura-bianca:/home/subura#

Naah ... katrok kan? Hahaha ...